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Avenue of the Giants Weekend Run - Sat. March 23, 2024

Saturday will be a very full day of cruising from Novato up through the Avenue of the Giants and ending at Eel River Brewing in Fortuna. Sun...

Low Speed Getaway For Master Meat Thief

Meet fifty eight year old Louis Lorenson. According to Aol.News and Miami, FL on msnbc.com Lorenson in Riviera Beach, Florida on December 12, 2010, entered a supermarket, allegedly loaded a motorized shopping cart with meat and then ran over a 4-year-old child while attempting to make a low-speed getaway. The store manager and another employee followed and detained Lorenson at a nearby gas station until police arrived. Eleven packages of meat were found in the cart. When placed under arrest Lorenson reportedly challenged the arresting officer to a fight thereby adding resisting arrest to charges of aggravated battery on a child, theft and possession of stolen property.

Seems to us Lorenson should have chosen a faster escape vehicle - maybe one of these: