How About A Little Foreplay?

If you are in Washington State, and you happen to see a guy caressing your MINI, it is probably Edward Smith. Mr. Smith claims he has had sexual relations with over 1,000 cars. He cohabitates with a white VW bug so, if he goes for your vehicle, he is obviously not above cheating on his German common law wife. In fact, he once did the helicopter from the '80's TV hit Airwolf.

[Source: Jalopnik]