Jalopnik Finds It Hard To Care About The Paceman JCW

Jalopnik finds it difficult to build enthusiasm for the MINI Paceman John Cooper Works.  It muses, in part:

It's not that we don't see a need for this car. It's just that since we now know Mini will put a JCW badge on anything, we are beyond caring. Do any of you out there in Jalop-land care about the Paceman? Do you want one? . . .