Jalopnik Has Questions About The MINI Clubvan

Jalopnik came grill to grill with the MINI Clubvan on display at the 2012 L.A. Auto Show and asks:

So what would business would you have if you had a Mini Clubvan? Teacup poodle grooming service? Garden gnome sales? Of course, some strategically placed "Larsen Biscuits" and "Peniston Oil" stickers are always a good idea.