"The Coupe’s Sorority Girlfriend"

That is what Jalopnik calls the new MINI Roadster from its debut at the Detroit Auto Show.  The article concludes,

The same "Openometer" from the Convertible is in the Roadster, as well; like stretch marks on a stripper, it measures how long the car has been operated with the top down.

I may think there are too many Minis, but I'm apparently alone: Mini had their best sales year ever last year, certainly in large part to their ever-broadening fleet of nearly identical vehicles.