Wiper Blades May Soon Disappear

The Blaze recounts a discussion with former MINI Exterior Designer who is presently Chief Designer at McLaren, Frank Stephenson, wherein he contends wiper blades are archaic and high frequency soundwave emitters that keep the windscreen clear of water and bugs, already used in military applications, will take their place.

If true, then in the future Heywood Banks' song will make even less sense.